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Did I really write a book with such an awful title? I apologize to everybody who's had the news of my collection A F*ckload of Shorts sprung on them without proper warning. I apologize to my family and my parents who really did raise me better than that. I apologize to my teachers who were sadly mistaken about me - it really was the height of my potential. Really. It's come to this.

That said - go buy the shit out my new book. I want your money.


Paperback to follow soon.