Take a photo of the season's first (gag) snow. It didn't stick around long, thank gawd.
Put up the Christmas tree and decorate it with red balls, red LED lights, red dangly things, red maribou feather garland...
...and a red parrot in a Santa hat for the tree topper. Looks like somethin you'd find in a whorehouse. But I like it.
Dress the cat in a lion "cat hat".
Entertain your wife by donning said "cat hat".
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