Captain Underpants

I'm going to be brutally frank here--I think the word "underpants" is hilarious and a little creepy. Referring to your intimates as "underpants" is a sign of age--you're either under 10 or over 50. Dotty, like many women, has strong feelings about what makes a good nee, great pair of underpants. And you know how sometimes underpants (not undies, underpants) tend to be taller than one's pants? Well, Dotty was bending down recently and I discovered that her underpants were not only on inside out, but that the brand name was Steve. Wowza, that is attractive! I informed her of the brand name and rather than finding that name funny, she started telling me about how these were her favorite pair ever.
Dotty and Joe are preparing for a trip to Spain and Portugal and nothing says "bon voyage" quite like a suitcase full of brand new underpants. But not just any pair of underpants will do; jet setters wear Steves! We began Googling Steve immediately. Unfortunately, it turns out that many other women are also searching for additional pairs of Steves and they are very hard to come by! Never wanting to give up hope, we stumbled across a blog that cleared up some confusion and sent our search in a new direction. You see, the company was started by a genius named Steve who likes to have a little fun with names and decided to call his company St.Eve. What a relief it was to learn that Steve intimates are still available for purchase and the icing on the cake is that they're available at your local Sears and other fine department stores! All WILL be well!